Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue
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The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue dates from 1811 and this is probably the only full, uncensored and searchable version of this dictionary on the internet. All the original crudities have been restored and it offers an interesting perspective on Common English from the time of the Regency and Jane Austen.

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Entries releated to TURD

 

CAT WHIPPING, or WHIPPING THE CAT  A trick often practised on ignorant country fellows, vain of their strength, by laying a wager with them that they may be pulled through a pond by a cat. The bet being made, a rope is fixed round the waist of the party to be catted, and the end thrown across the pond, to which the cat is also fastened by a packthread, and three or four sturdy fellows are appointed to lead and whip the cat; these on a signal given, seize the end of the cord, and pretending to whip the cat, haul the astonished booby through the water. - To whip the cat, is also a term among tailors for working jobs at private houses, as practised in the country.
 
GOLD FINDER  One whose employment is to empty necessary houses; called also a tom-turd-man, and night-man: the latter, from that business being always performed in the night.
 
MEDLAR  A fruit, vulgarly called an open arse; of which it is more truly than delicately said, that it is never ripe till it is as rotten as a turd, and then it is not worth a fart.
 
RAG FAIR  An inspection of the linen and necessaries of a company of soldiers, commonly made by their officers on Mondays or Saturdays.
 
RAMMISH  Rank. Rammish woman; a sturdy virago.
 
SIR REVERENCE  Human excrement, a turd.
 
STURDY BEGGARS  The fifth and last of the most ancient order of canters, beggars that rather demand than ask
 
TOM TURDMAN  A night man, one who empties necessary houses.
 
TURD  There were four turds for dinner: stir turd, hold turd, tread turd, and mus-turd: to wit, a hog's face, feet and chitterlings, with mustard. He will never shite a seaman's turd; i.e. he will never make a good seaman.