Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue
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The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue dates from 1811 and this is probably the only full, uncensored and searchable version of this dictionary on the internet. All the original crudities have been restored and it offers an interesting perspective on Common English from the time of the Regency and Jane Austen.

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An hypocrite, a double-tongue palavering fellow  See PALAVER.
 
ACE OF SPADES  A widow.
 
AEGROTAT  A certificate from the apothecary that you are INDISPOSED, (ie:) to go to chapel. He sports an Aegrotat, he is sick, and unable to attend Chapel. or Hall. It does not follow, however, but that he can STRUM A PIECE, or sport a pair of oars.
 
AMBASSADOR  A trick to duck some ignorant fellow or landsman, frequently played on board ships in the warm latitudes. It is thus managed: A large tub is filled with water, and two stools placed on each side of it. Over the whole is thrown a tarpaulin, or old sail: this is kept tight by two persons, who are to represent the king and queen of a foreign country, and are seated on the stools. The person intended to be ducked plays the Ambassador, and after repeating a ridiculous speech dictated to him, is led in great form up to the throne, and seated between the king and queen, who rising suddenly as soon as he is seated, he falls backwards into the tub of water.
 
AMBASSADOR OF MOROCCO  A Shoemaker.
 
ANCHOR  Bring your arse to an anchor, i.e. sit down. To let go an anchor to the windward of the law; to keep within the letter of the law. SEA WIT.
 
ANGLERS  Pilferers, or petty thieves, who, with a stick having a hook at the end, steal goods out of shop-windows, grates, etc.; also those who draw in or entice unwary persons to prick at the belt, or such like devices.
 
ANGLING FOR FARTHINGS  Begging out of a prison window with a cap, or box, let down at the end of a long string.
 
APOTHECARY'S, or LAW LATIN  Barbarous Latin, vulgarly called Dog Latin, in Ireland Bog Latin.
 
APPLE CART  Down with his apple-cart; knock or throw him down.
 
APPLE-PYE BED  A bed made apple-pye fashion, like what is called a turnover apple-pye, where the sheets are so doubled as to prevent any one from getting at his length between them: a common trick played by frolicsome country lasses on their sweethearts, male relations, or visitors.
 
APRIL FOOL  Any one imposed on, or sent on a bootless errand, on the first of April; which day it is the custom among the lower people, children, and servants, by dropping empty papers carefully doubled up, sending persons on absurd messages, and such like contrivances, to impose on every one they can, and then to salute them with the title of April Fool. This is also practised in Scotland under the title of Hunting the Gowke.
 
ARCH DELL, or ARCH DOXY  Signifies the same in rank among the female canters or gypsies.
 
AWAKE  Acquainted with, knowing the business. Stow the books, the culls are awake; hide the cards, the fellows know what we intended to do.
 
BACK DOOR (USHER, or GENTLEMAN OF THE)  A sodomite.
 
BACK GAMMON PLAYER  A sodomite.
 
BAKER-KNEE'D  One whose knees knock together in walking, as if kneading dough.
 
BAKERS DOZEN  Fourteen; that number of rolls being allowed to the purchasers of a dozen.
 
BANDOG  A bailiff or his follower; also a very fierce mastiff: likewise, a bandbox.
 
BANG UP Quite the thing, hellish fine. Well done. Compleat. Dashing. In a handsome stile. A bang up cove; a dashing fellow who spends his money freely. To bang up prime: to bring your horses up in a dashing or fine style: as the swell's rattler and prads are bang up prime; the gentleman sports an elegant carriage and fine horses.
 
BARKER  The shopman of a bow-wow shop, or dealer in second hand clothes, particularly about Monmouth-Street, who walks before his master's door, and deafens every passenger with his cries of - Clothes, coats, or gowns - what d'ye want, gemmen? - what d'ye buy? See BOW-WOW SHOP.
 
BARKING IRONS  Pistols, from their explosion resembling the bow-wow or barking of a dog. IRISH.
 
BARTHOLOMEW BABY  A person dressed up in a tawdry manner, like the dolls or babies sold at Bartholomew fair.
 
BATCH  We had a pretty batch of it last night; we had a hearty dose of liquor. Batch originally means the whole quantity of bread baked at one time in an oven.
 
BEEF EATER  A yeoman of the guards, instituted by Henry VII. Their office was to stand near the bouffet, or cupboard, thence called Bouffetiers, since corrupted to Beef Eaters. Others suppose they obtained this name from the size of their persons, and the easiness of their duty, as having scarce more to do than to eat the king's beef.
 
BERMUDAS  A cant name for certain places in London, privileged against arrests, like the Mint in Southwark, Ben. Jonson. These privileges are abolished.
 
BESS, or BETTY  A small instrument used by house-breakers to force open doors. Bring bess and glym; bring the instrument to force the door, and the dark lantern. Small flasks, like those for Florence wine, are also called betties.
 
BEST  To the best in Christendom: i.e. the best arse in Christendom; a health formerly much in vogue.
 
BILL OF SALE  A widow's weeds. See HOUSE TO LET.
 
BING  To go. Bing avast; get you gone. Binged avast in a darkmans; stole away in the night. Bing we to Rumeville: shall we go to London?
 
BITCH  A she dog, or doggess; the most offensive appellation that can be given to an English woman, even more provoking than that of whore, as may he gathered from the regular Billinsgate or St. Giles's answer - "I may be a whore, but can't be a bitch."
 
BLACK BOOK  He is down in the black book, i.e. has a stain in his character. A black book is keep in most regiments, wherein the names of all persons sentenced to punishment are recorded.
 
BLACK GUARD  A shabby, mean fellow; a term said to be derived from a number of dirty, tattered roguish boys, who attended at the Horse Guards, and Parade in St. James's Park, to black the boots and shoes of the soldiers, or to do any other dirty offices. These, from their constant attendance about the time of guard mounting, were nick-named the black-guards.
 
BLASTED FELLOW or BRIMSTONE  An abandoned rogue or prostitute.
 
BOG LATIN  Barbarous Latin. Irish. - See DOG LATIN, and APOTHECARIES LATIN.
 
BOG TROTTER  An Irishman; Ireland being famous for its large bogs, which furnish the chief fuel in many parts of that kingdom.
 
BOH  Said to be the name of a Danish general, who so terrified his opponent Foh, that he caused him to bewray himself. Whence, when we smell a stink, it is custom to exclaim, Foh! i.e. I smell general Foh. He cannot say Boh to a goose; i.e. he is a cowardly or sheepish fellow. There is a story related of the celebrated Ben Jonson, who always dressed very plain; that being introduced to the presence of a nobleman, the peer, struck by his homely appearance and awkward manner, exclaimed, as if in doubt, "you Ben Johnson! why you look as if you could not say Boh to a goose!" "Boh!" replied the wit.
 
BOOBY, or DOG BOOBY  An awkward lout, clodhopper, or country fellow. See CLODHOPPER and LOUT. A bitch booby; a country wench.
 
BOW-WOW  The childish name for a dog; also a jeering appellation for a man born at Boston in America.
 
BOW-WOW MUTTON  Dog's flesh.
 
BRAGGADOCIA  vain-glorious fellow, a boaster.
 
BRIM  (Abbreviation of Brimstone.) An abandoned woman; perhaps originally only a passionate or irascible woman, compared to brimstone for its inflammability.
 
BUCK OF THE FIRST HEAD  One who in debauchery surpasses the rest of his companions, a blood or choice spirit. There are in London divers lodges or societies of Bucks, formed in imitation of the Free Masons: one was held at the Rose, in Monkwell-street, about the year 1705. The president is styled the Grand Buck. A buck sometimes signifies a cuckold.
 
BUDGE, or SNEAKING BUDGE  One that slips into houses in the dark, to steal cloaks or other clothes. Also lambs' fur formerly used for doctors' robes, whence they were called budge doctors. Standing budge; a thief's scout or spy.
 
BUFE  A dog. Bufe's nob; a dog's head.
 
BUFE NABBER  A dog stealer.
 
BUFFER  One that steals and kills horses and dogs for their skins; also an inn-keeper: in Ireland it signifies a boxer.
 
BULK AND FILE  Two pickpockets; the bulk jostles the party to be robbed, and the file does the business.
 
BULKER  One who lodges all night on a bulk or projection before old-fashioned shop windows.
 
BULL  A blunder; from one Obadiah Bull, a blundering lawyer of London, who lived in the reign of Henery VII. by a bull is now always meant a blunder made by an Irishman. A bull was also the name of false hair formerly much worn by women. To look like bull beef, or as bluff as bull beef; to look fierce or surly. Town bull, a great whore-master.
 
BULL DOGS  Pistols.
 
BUTCHER'S DOG  To be like a butcher's dog, i.e. lie by the beef without touching it; a simile often applicable to married men.
 
BUTTER AND EGGS TROT  A kind of short jogg trot, such as is used by women going to market, with butter and eggs. - he looks as if butter would not melt in her mouth, yet I warrant you cheese would not choak her; a saying of a demure looking woman, of suspected character. Don't make butter dear; a gird at the patient angler.
 
BUTTOCK AND TWANG, or DOWN BUTTOCK AND SHAM FILE  A common whore, but no pickpocket.
 
CACAFEOGO  A shite-fire, a furious braggadocio or bully huff.
 
CAGG MAGGS  Old Lincolnshire geese, which having been plucked ten or twelve years, are sent up to London to feast the cockneys.
 
CAMBRIDGE FORTUNE  A wind-mill and a water-mill, used to signify a woman without any but personal endowments.
 
CARVEL'S RING  The private parts of a woman. Ham Carvel, a jealous old doctor, being in bed with his wife, dreamed that the Devil gave him a ring, which, so long as he had it on his finger, would prevent his being made a cuckold: waking he found he had got his finger the Lord knows where. See Rabelais, and Prior's versification of the story.
 
CASE  A house; perhaps from the Italian CASA. In the canting lingo it meant store or ware house, as well as a dwelling house. Tout that case; mark or observe that house. It is all bob, now let's dub the gig of the case; now the coast is clear, let us break open the door of the house.
 
CAT'S FOOT  To live under the cat's foot; to be under the dominion of a wife hen-pecked. To live like dog and cat; spoken of married persons who live unhappily together. As many lives as a cat; cats, according to vulgar naturalists, have nine lives, that is one less than a woman. No more chance than a cat in hell without claws; said of one who enters into a dispute or quarrel with one greatly above his match.CAT LAP. Tea, called also scandal broth. See SCANDAL BROTH.
 
CHATTER BOX  One whose tongue runs twelve score to the dozen, a chattering man or woman.
 
CHEESE IT Be silent, be quiet, don't do it. Cheese it, the coves are fly; be silent, the people understand our discourse.
 
CHELSEA  A village near London, famous for the military hospital. To get Chelsea; to obtain the benefit of that hospital. Dead Chelsea, by God! an exclamation uttered by a grenadier at Fontenoy, on having his leg carried away by a cannon-ball.
 
CHERUBIMS  Peevish children, because cherubims and seraphims continually do cry.
 
CIT  A citizen of London.
 
CLAN  A family's tribe or brotherhood; a word much used in Scotland. The head of the clan; the chief: an allusion to a story of a Scotchman, who, when a very large louse crept down his arm, put him back again, saying he was the head of the clan, and that, if injured, all the rest would resent it.
 
CLAPPERDOGEON  A beggar born.
 
COAX  To fondle, or wheedle. To coax a pair of stockings; to pull down the part soiled into the shoes, so as to give a dirty pair of stockings the appearance of clean ones. Coaxing is also used, instead of darning, to hide the holes about the ancles.
 
COB  A Spanish dollar.
 
COB, or COBBING  A punishment used by the seamen for petty offences, or irregularities, among themselves: it consists in bastonadoing the offender on the posteriors with a cobbing stick, or pipe staff; the number usually inflicted is a dozen. At the first stroke the executioner repeats the word WATCH, on which all persons present are to take off their hats, on pain of like punishment: the last stroke is always given as hard as possible, and is called THE PURSE. Ashore, among soldiers, where this punishment is sometimes adopted, WATCH and THE PURSE are not included in the number, but given over and above, or, in the vulgar phrase, free gratis for nothing. This piece of discipline is also inflicted in Ireland, by the school-boys, on persons coming into the school without taking off their hats; it is there called school butter.
 
COBBLE  To mend, or patch; likewise to do a thing in a bungling manner.
 
COCKNEY  A nick name given to the citizens of London, or persons born within the sound of Bow bell, derived from the following story: A citizen of London, being in the country, and hearing a horse neigh, exclaimed, Lord! how that horse laughs! A by-stander telling him that noise was called NEIGHING, the next morning, when the cock crowed, the citizen to shew he had not forgot what was told him, cried out, Do you hear how the COCK NEIGHS? The king of the cockneys is mentioned among the regulations for the sports and shows formerly held in the Middle Temple on Childermas Day, where he had his officers, a marshal, constable, butler, etc. See DUGDALE'S ORIGINES JURIDICIALES, p. 247. - Ray says, the interpretation of the word Cockney, is, a young person coaxed or conquered, made wanton; or a nestle cock, delicately bred and brought up, so as, when arrived a man's estate, to be unable to bear the least hardship. Whatever may be the origin of this appellation, we learn from the following verses, attributed to Hugh Bigot, Earl of Norfolk, that it was in use. in the time of king Henry II. Was I in my castle at Bungay, Fast by the river Waveney, I would not care for the king of Cockney; ie: the king of London.
 
COD PIECE  The fore flap of a man's breeches. Do they bite, master? where, in the cod piece or collar? - a jocular attack on a patient angler by watermen, etc.
 
COLD BURNING  A punishment inflicted by private soldiers on their comrades for trifling offences, or breach of their mess laws; it is administered in the following manner: The prisoner is set against the wall, with the arm which is to be burned tied as high above his head as possible. The executioner then ascends a stool, and having a bottle of cold water, pours it slowly down the sleeve of the delinquent, patting him, and leading the water gently down his body, till it runs out at his breeches knees: this is repeated to the other arm, if he is sentenced to be burned in both.
 
COLE  Money. Post the cole: pay down the money.
 
COLLEGE COVE  The College cove has numbered him, and if he is knocked down he'll be twisted; the turnkey of Newgate has told the judge how many times the prisoner has been tried before and therefore if he is found guilty, he certainly will be hanged. It is said to be the custom of the Old Bailey for one of the turnkeys of Newgate to give information to the judge how many times an old offender has been tried, by holding up as many fingers as the number of times the prisoner has been before arraigned at that bar.
 
CONGER  To conger; the agreement of a set or knot of booksellers of London, that whosoever of them shall buy a good copy, the rest shall take off such a particular number, in quires, at a stated price; also booksellers joining to buy either a considerable or dangerous copy.
 
CONTRA DANCE  A dance where the dancers of the different sexes stand opposite each other, instead of side by side, as in the minuet, rigadoon, louvre, etc. and now corruptly called a country dance.
 
COUCH A HOGSHEAD  To lie down to sleep.
 
COVENT, or CONVENT GARDEN, vulgarly called COMMON  Anciently, the garden belonging to a dissolved monastery; now famous for being the chief market in London for fruit, flowers, and herbs. The theatres are situated near it. In its environs are many brothels, and not long ago, the lodgings of the second order of ladies of easy virtue were either there, or in the purlieus of Drury Lane.
 
COW  To sleep like a cow, with a cunt at one's arse; said of a married man; married men being supposed to sleep with their backs towards their wives, according to the following proclamation: All you that in your beds do lie, Turn to your wives, and occupy: And when that you have done your best, Turn arse to arse, and take your rest.
 
COW'S THUMB  Done to a cow's thumb; done exactly.
 
CREW  A knot or gang; also a boat or ship's company. The canting crew are thus divided into twenty-three orders, which see under the different words: MEN. 1 Rufflers 2 Upright Men 3 Hookers or Anglers 4 Rogues 5 Wild Rogues 6 Priggers of Prancers 7 Palliardes 8 Fraters 9 Jarkmen, or Patricoes 10 Fresh Water Mariners, or Whip Jackets 11 Drummerers 12 Drunken Tinkers 13 Swadders, or Pedlars 14 Abrams. WOMEN. 1 Demanders for Glimmer or Fire 2 Bawdy Baskets 3 Morts 4 Autem Morts 5 Walking Morts 6 Doxies 7 Delles 8 Kinching Morts 9 Kinching Coes
 
CRIMP  A broker or factor, as a coal crimp, who disposes of the cargoes of the Newcastle coal ships; also persons employed to trapan or kidnap recruits for the East Indian and African companies. To crimp, or play crimp; to play foul or booty: also a cruel manner of cutting up fish alive, practised by the London fishmongers, in order to make it eat firm; cod, and other crimped fish, being a favourite dish among voluptuaries and epicures.
 
CROP  To be knocked down for a crop; to be condemned to be hanged. Cropped, hanged.
 
CUCKOLD  The husband of an incontinent wife: cuckolds, however, are Christians, as we learn by the following story: An old woman hearing a man call his dog Cuckold, reproved him sharply, saying, 'Sirrah, are not you ashamed to call a dog by a Christian's name ?' To cuckold the parson; to bed with one's wife before she has been churched.
 
CUNNY-THUMBED  To double one's fist with the thumb inwards, like a woman.
 
CUR  A cut or curtailed dog. According to the forest laws, a man who had no right to the privilege of the chase, was obliged to cut or law his dog: among other modes of disabling him from disturbing the game, one was by depriving him of his tail: a dog so cut was called a cut or curtailed dog, and by contraction a cur. A cur is figuratively used to signify a surly fellow.
 
CURBING LAW  The act of hooking goods out of windows: the curber is the thief, the curb the hook.
 
CURTAILS  Thieves who cut off pieces of stuff hanging out of shop windows, the tails of women's gowns, etc.; also, thieves wearing short jackets.
 
CUSHION  He has deserved the cushion; a saying of one whose wife is brought to bed of a boy: implying, that having done his business effectually, he may now indulge or repose himself.
 
CUSTARD CAP  The cap worn by the sword-bearer of the city of London, made hollow at the top like a custard.
 
DAISY CUTTER  A jockey term for a horse that does not lift up his legs sufficiently, or goes too near the ground, and is therefore apt to stumble.
 
DAM  A small Indian coin, mentioned in the Gentoo code of laws: hence etymologists may, if they please, derive the common expression, I do not care a dam, i.e. I do not care half a farthing for it.
 
DAVID'S SOW  As drunk as David's sow; a common saying, which took its rise from the following circumstance: One David Lloyd, a Welchman, who kept an alehouse at Hereford, had a living sow with six legs, which was greatly resorted to by the curious; he had also a wife much addicted to drunkenness, for which he used sometimes to give her due correction. One day David's wife having taken a cup too much, and being fearful of the consequences, turned out the sow, and lay down to sleep herself sober in the stye. A company coming in to see the sow, David ushered them into the stye, exclaiming, there is a sow for you! did any of you ever see such another? all the while supposing the sow had really been there; to which some of the company, seeing the state the woman was in, replied, it was the drunkenest sow they had ever beheld; whence the woman was ever after called David's sow.
 
DEMY-REP  An abbreviation of demy-reputation; a woman of doubtful character.
 
DERBY  To come down with the derbies; to pay the money.
 
DERRICK  The name of the finisher of the law, or hangman about the year 1608. - 'For he rides his circuit with the Devil, and Derrick must be his host, and Tiburne the inne at which he will lighte.' Vide Bellman of London, in art. PRIGGIN LAW. - 'At the gallows, where I leave them, as to the haven at which they must all cast anchor, if Derrick's cables do but hold.'
 
DEVIL'S DAUGHTER'S PORTION  Deal, Dover, and Harwich, The Devil gave with his daughter in marriage; And, by a codicil to his will, He added Helvoet and the Brill; a saying occasioned by the shameful impositions practised by the inhabitants of those places, on sailors and travellers.
 
DEVIL'S GUTS  A surveyor's chain: so called by farmers, who do not like their land should be measured by their landlords.
 
DICK  That happened in the reign of queen Dick, ie: never: said of any absurd old story. I am as queer as Dick's hatband; that is, out of spirits, or don't know what ails me.
 
DILDO  From the Italian DILETTO, a woman's delight; or from our word DALLY, a thing to play withal. Penis-succedaneus, called in Lombardy Passo Tempo. Bailey.
 
DILIGENT  Double diligent, like the Devil's apothecary; said of one affectedly diligent.
 
DING  To knock down. To ding it in one's ears; to reproach or tell one something one is not desirous of hearing. Also to throw away or hide: thus a highwayman who throws away or hides any thing with which he robbed, to prevent being known or detected, is, in the canting lingo, styled a Dinger.
 
DING DONG  Helter skelter, in a hasty disorderly manner.
 
DIVE  To dive; to pick a pocket. To dive for a dinner; to go down into a cellar to dinner. A dive, is a thief who stands ready to receive goods thrown out to him by a little boy put in at a window.
 
DO  To do any one; to rob and cheat him. I have done him; I have robbed him. Also to overcome in a boxing match: witness those laconic lines written on the field of battle, by Humphreys to his patron. - 'Sir, I have done the Jew.'
 
DO OVER  Carries the same meaning, but is not so briefly expressed: the former having received the polish of the present times.
 
DOASH  A cloak.
 
DOBIN RIG  Stealing ribbands from haberdashers early in the morning or late at night; generally practised by women in the disguise of maid servants.
 
DOCK  To lie with a woman. The cull docked the dell all the darkmans; the fellow laid with the wench all night. Docked smack smooth; one who has suffered an amputation of his penis from a venereal complaint. He must go into dock; a sea phrase, signifying that the person spoken of must undergo a salivation. Docking is also a punishment inflicted by sailors on the prostitutes who have infected them with the venereal disease; it consists in cutting off all their clothes, petticoats, shift and all, close to their stays, and then turning them into the street.
 
DOCTOR  Milk and water, with a little rum, and some nutmeg; also the name of a composition used by distillers, to make spirits appear stronger than they really are, or, in their phrase, better proof.
 
DOCTORS  Loaded dice, that will run but two or three chances. They put the doctors upon him; they cheated him with loaded dice.
 
DODSEY  A woman: perhaps a corruption of Doxey.
 
DOG  An old dog at it; expert or accustomed to any thing. Dog in a manger; one who would prevent another from enjoying what he himself does not want: an allusion to the well-known fable. The dogs have not dined; a common saying to any one whose shirt hangs out behind. To dog, or dodge; to follow at a distance. To blush like a blue dog, i.e. not at all. To walk the black dog on any one; a punishment inflicted in the night on a fresh prisoner, by his comrades, in case of his refusal to pay the usual footing or garnish.
 
DOG BUFFERS  Dog stealers, who kill those dogs not advertised for, sell their skins, and feed the remaining dogs with their flesh.
 
DOG IN A DOUBLET  A daring, resolute fellow. In Germany and Flanders the boldest dogs used to hunt the boar, having a kind of buff doublet buttoned on their bodies, Rubens has represented several so equipped, so has Sneyders.
 
DOG LATIN  Barbarous Latin, such as was formerly used by the lawyers in their pleadings.
 
DOG VANE  A cockade. SEA TERM.
 
DOG'S PORTION  A lick and a smell. He comes in for only a dog's portion; a saying of one who is a distant admirer or dangler after women. See DANGLER.
 
DOG'S RIG  To copulate till you are tired, and then turn tail to it.
 
DOG'S SOUP  Rain water.
 
DOGGED  Surly.
 
DOGGESS, DOG'S WIFE or LADY, PUPPY'S MAMMA  Jocular ways of calling a woman a bitch.
 
DOLL  Bartholomew doll; a tawdry, over-drest woman, like one of the children's dolls at Bartholomew fair. To mill doll; to beat hemp at Bridewell, or any other house of correction.
 
DOLLY  A Yorkshire dolly; a contrivance for washing, by means of a kind of wheel fixed in a tub, which being turned about, agitates and cleanses the linen put into it, with soap and water.
 
DOMINE DO LITTLE  An impotent old fellow.
 
DOMINEER  To reprove or command in an insolent or haughty manner. Don't think as how you shall domineer here.
 
DOMMERER  A beggar pretending that his tongue has been cutout by the Algerines, or cruel and blood-thirsty Turks, or else that he yas born deaf and dumb.
 
DONE UP  Ruined by gaming and extravagances. Modern Term.
 
DONE, or DONE OVER  Robbed: also, convicted or hanged. - See DO.
 
DONKEY, DONKEY DICK  A he, or jack ass: called donkey, perhaps, from the Spanish or don-like gravity of that animal, intitled also the king of Spain's trumpeter.
 
DOODLE  A silly fellow, or noodle: see NOODLE. Also a child's penis. Doodle doo, or Cock a doodle doo; a childish appellation for a cock, in imitation of its note when crowing.
 
DOODLE SACK  A bagpipe. Dutch. - Also the private parts of a woman.
 
DOPEY  A beggar's trull.
 
DOT AND GO ONE  To waddle: generally applied to persons who have one leg shorter than the other, and who, as the sea phrase is, go upon an uneven keel. Also a jeering appellation for an inferior writing-master, or teacher of arithmetic.
 
DOUBLE  To tip any one the double; to run away in his or her debt.
 
DOUBLE JUGG  A man's backside. Cotton's Virgil.
 
DOUGLAS  Roby Douglas, with one eye and a stinking breath; the breech. Sea wit.
 
DOVE-TAIL  A species of regular answer, which fits into the subject, like the contrivance whence it takes its name: Ex. Who owns this? The dovetail is, Not you by your asking.
 
DOWDY  A coarse, vulgar-looking woman.
 
DOWN  Aware of a thing. Knowing it. There is NO DOWN. A cant phrase used by house-breakers to signify that the persons belonging to any house are not on their guard, or that they are fast asleep, and have not heard any noise to alarm them.
 
DOWN HILLS  Dice that run low.
 
DOWSE ON THE CHOPS  A blow in the face.
 
DOWSER  Vulgar pronunciation of DOUCEUR.
 
DOXIES  She beggars, wenches, whores.
 
DRAGOONING IT  A man who occupies two branches of one profession, is said to dragoon it; because, like the soldier of that denomination, he serves in a double capacity. Such is a physician who furnishes the medicines, and compounds his own prescriptions.
 
DRAM  A glass or small measure of any spirituous liquors, which, being originally sold by apothecaries, were estimated by drams, ounces, etc. Dog's dram; to spit in his mouth, and clap his back.
 
DRAW LATCHES  Robbers of houses whose doors are only fastened with latches.
 
DROMMERARS  See DOMMERER.
 
DROP DOWN  To be dispirited. This expression is used by thieves to signify that their companion did not die game, as the kiddy dropped down when he went to be twisted; the young fellow was very low spirited when he walked out to be hanged.
 
DUB THE JIGGER  Open the door.
 
DUFFERS  Cheats who ply in different parts of the town, particularly about Water-lane, opposite St. Clement's church, in the Strand, and pretend to deal in smuggled goods, stopping all country people, or such as they think they can impose on; which they frequently do, by selling them Spital-fields goods at double their current price.
 
DUMPS  Down in the dumps; low-spirited, melancholy: jocularly said to be derived from Dumpos, a king of Egypt, who died of melancholy. Dumps are also small pieces of lead, cast by schoolboys in the shape of money.
 
DUN  An importunate creditor. Dunny, in the provincial dialect of several counties, signifies DEAF; to dun, then, perhaps may mean to deafen with importunate demands: some derive it from the word DONNEZ, which signifies GIVE. But the true original meaning of the word, owes its birth to one Joe Dun, a famous bailiff of the town of Lincoln, so extremely active, and so dexterous in his business, that it became a proverb, when a man refused to pay, Why do not you DUN him? that is, Why do not you set Dun to attest him? Hence it became a cant word, and is now as old as since the days of Henry VII. Dun was also the general name for the hangman, before that of Jack Ketch. And presently a halter got, Made of the best strong hempen teer, And ere a cat could lick her ear, Had tied it up with as much art, As DUN himself could do for's heart. Cotton's Virgil Trav. book iv.
 
DUP  To open a door: a contraction of DO OPE or OPEN. See DUB.
 
DUST  Money. Down with your dust; deposit the money. To raise or kick up a dust; to make a disturbance or riot: see BREEZE. Dust it away; drink about.
 
EIGHT EYES  I will knock out two of your eight eyes; a common Billingsgate threat from one fish nymph to another: every woman, according to the naturalists of that society, having eight eyes; viz. two seeing eyes, two bub-eyes, a bell-eye, two pope's eyes, and a cock-eye. He has fallen down and trod upon his eye; said of one who has a black eye.
 
ESSEX LION  A calf; Essex being famous for calves, and chiefly supplying the London markets.
 
EVES DROPPER  One that lurks about to rob hen-roosts; also a listener at doors and windows, to hear private conversation.
 
FADGE  It won't fadge; it won't do. A farthing.
 
FAGGER  A little boy put in at a window to rob the house.
 
FAULKNER  A tumbler, juggler, or shewer of tricks; perhaps because they lure the people, as a faulconer does his hawks.
 
FAWNEY RIG  A common fraud, thus practised: A fellow drops a brass ring, double gilt, which he picks up before the party meant to be cheated, and to whom he disposes of it for less than its supposed, and ten times more than its real, value. See MONEY DROPPER.
 
FEUTERER  A dog-keeper: from the French vautrier, or vaultrier, one that leads a lime hound for the chase.
 
FICE, or FOYSE  A small windy escape backwards, more obvious to the nose than ears; frequently by old ladies charged on their lap-dogs. See FIZZLE.
 
FIGGER  A little boy put in at a window to hand out goods to the diver. See DIVER.
 
FINGER IN EYE  To put finger in eye; to weep: commonly applied to women. The more you cry the less you'll p-ss; a consolatory speech used by sailors to their doxies. It is as great a pity to see a woman cry, as to see a goose walk barefoot; another of the same kind.
 
FISH  A seaman. A scaly fish; a rough, blunt tar. To have other fish to fry; to have other matters to mind, something else to do.
 
FIT  Suitable. It won't fit; It will not suit or do.
 
FLASH  To shew ostentatiously. To flash one's ivory; to laugh and shew one's teeth. Don't flash your ivory, but shut your potatoe trap, and keep your guts warm; the Devil loves hot tripes.
 
FLOOR  To knock down. Floor the pig; knock down the officer.
 
FORK  A pickpocket. Let us fork him; let us pick his pocket. - 'The newest and most dexterous way, which is, to thrust the fingers strait, stiff, open, and very quick, into the pocket, and so closing them, hook what can be held between them.' N.B. This was taken from a book written many years ago: doubtless the art of picking pockets, like all others, must have been much improved since that time.
 
FORTUNE TELLER, or CUNNING MAN  A judge, who tells every prisoner his fortune, lot or doom. To go before the fortune teller, lambskin men, or conjuror; to be tried at an assize. See LAMBSKIN MEN.
 
FRENCH CREAM  Brandy; so called by the old tabbies and dowagers when drank in their tea.
 
FULL MARCH  The Scotch greys are in full march by the crown office; the lice are crawling down his head.
 
FUN  A cheat, or trick. Do you think to fun me out of it? Do you think to cheat me? - Also the breech, perhaps from being the abbreviation of fundament. I'll kick your fun.
 
FUSS  A confusion, a hurry, an unnecessary to do about trifles.
 
GALLOPER  A blood horse. A hunter. The toby gill clapped his bleeders to his galloper and tipped the straps the double. The highwayman spurred his horse and got away from the officers.
 
GAMBADOES  Leathern cases of stiff leather, used in Devonshire instead of boots; they are fastened to the saddle, and admit the leg, shoe and all: the name was at first jocularly given.
 
GEE  It won't gee; it won't hit or do, it does not suit or fit.
 
GIB CAT  A northern name for a he cat, there commonly called Gilbert. As melancholy as a gib cat; as melancholy as a he cat who has been caterwauling, whence they always return scratched, hungry, and out of spirits. Aristotle says, Omne animal post coitum est triste; to which an anonymous author has given the following exception, preter gallum gallinaceum, et sucerdotem gratis fornicantem.
 
GIBBERISH  The cant language of thieves and gypsies, called Pedlars' French, and St. Giles's Greek: see ST. GILES'S GREEK. Also the mystic language of Geber, used by chymists. Gibberish likewise means a sort of disguised language, formed by inserting any consonant between each syllable of an English word; in which case it is called the gibberish of the letter inserted: if F, it is the F gibberish; if G, the G gibberish; as in the sentence How do you do? Howg dog youg dog.
 
GIGGER  A latch, or door. Dub the gigger; open the door. Gigger dubber; the turnkey of a jaol.
 
GILES'S or ST GILES'S BREED  Fat, ragged, and saucy; Newton and Dyot streets, the grand head-quarters-of most of the thieves and pickpockets about London, are in St. Giles's Giles's parish. St. Giles's Greek; the cant language, called also Slang, Pedlars' French, and Flash.
 
GILT, or RUM DUBBER  A thief who picks locks, so called from the gilt or picklock key: many of them are so expert, that, from the lock of a church door to that of the smallest cabinet, they will find means to open it; these go into reputable public houses, where, pretending business, they contrive to get into private rooms, up stairs, where they open any bureaus or trunks they happen to find there.
 
GINNY  An instrument to lift up a great, in order to steal what is in the window.
 
GLAZE  A window.
 
GLAZIER  One who breaks windows and shew-glasses, to steal goods exposed for sale. Glaziers; eyes. - Is your father a glazier; a question asked of a lad or young man, who stands between the speaker and the candle, or fire. If it is answered in the negative, the rejoinder is - I wish he was, that he might make a window through your body, to enable us to see the fire or light.
 
GNARLER  A little dog that by his barking alarms the family when any person is breaking into the house.
 
GOG AND MAGOG  Two giants, whose effigies stand on each side of the clock in Guildhall, London; of whom there is a tradition, that, when they hear the clock strike one, on the first of April, they will walk down from their places.
 
GOLD DROPPERS  Sharpers who drop a piece of gold, which they pick up in the presence of some unexperienced person, for whom the trap is laid, this they pretend to have found, and, as he saw them pick it up, they invite him to a public house to partake of it: when there, two or three of their comrades drop in, as if by accident, and propose cards, or some other game, when they seldom fail of stripping their prey.
 
GOOSE  A taylor's goose; a smoothing iron used to press down the seams, for which purpose it must be heated: hence it is a jocular saying, that a taylor, be he ever so poor, is always sure to have a goose at his fire. He cannot say boh to a goose; a saying of a bashful or sheepish fellow.
 
GRAVE DIGGER  Like a grave digger; up to the arse in business, and don't know which way to turn.
 
GREEN  Doctor Green; i.e. grass: a physician, or rather medicine, found very successful in curing most disorders to which horses are liable. My horse is not well, I shall send him to Doctor Green.
 
GREGORIAN TREE  The gallows: so named from Gregory Brandon, a famous finisher of the law; to whom Sir William Segar, garter king of arms (being imposed on by Brooke, a herald), granted a coat of arms.
 
GUMPTION, or RUM GUMPTION  Docility, comprehension, capacity.
 
GYPSIES  A set of vagrants, who, to the great disgrace of our police, are suffered to wander about the country. They pretend that they derive their origin from the ancient Egyptians, who were famous for their knowledge in astronomy and other sciences; and, under the pretence of fortune-telling, find means to rob or defraud the ignorant and superstitious. To colour their impostures, they artificially discolour their faces, and speak a kind of gibberish peculiar to themselves. They rove up and down the country in large companies, to the great terror of the farmers, from whose geese, turkeys, and fowls, they take very considerable contributions.
 
HANDSOME  He is a handsome-bodied man in the face; a jeering commendation of an ugly fellow. Handsome is that handsome does: a proverb frequently cited by ugly women.
 
HARE  He has swallowed a hare; he is drunk; more probably a HAIR, which requires washing down,
 
HARP  To harp upon; to dwell upon a subject. Have among you, my blind harpers; an expression used in throwing or shooting at random among the crowd. Harp is also the Irish expression for woman, or tail, used in tossing up in Ireland: from Hibernia, being represented with a harp on the reverse of the copper coins of that country; for which it is, in hoisting the copper, i.e. tossing up, sometimes likewise called music.
 
HAVY CAVY  Wavering, doubtful, shilly shally.
 
HAWKERS  Licensed itinerant retailers of different commodities, called also pedlars; likewise the sellers of news-papers. Hawking; an effort to spit up the thick phlegm, called OYSTERS: whence it is wit upon record, to ask the person so doing whether he has a licence; a punning allusion to the Act of hawkers and pedlars.
 
HELL  A taylor's repository for his stolen goods, called cabbage: see CABBAGE. Little hell; a small dark covered passage, leading from London-wall to Bell-alley.
 
HELL HOUND  A wicked abandoned fellow.
 
HEMPEN FEVER  A man who was hanged is said to have died of a hempen fever; and, in Dorsetshire, to have been stabbed with a Bridport dagger; Bridport being a place famous for manufacturing hemp into cords.
 
HEMPEN WIDOW  One whose husband was hanged.
 
HIDE AND SEEK  A childish game. He plays at hide and seek; a saying of one who is in fear of being arrested for debt, or apprehended for some crime, and therefore does not chuse to appear in public, but secretly skulks up and down. See SKULK.
 
HOBBLEDYGEE  A pace between a walk and a run, a dog-trot.
 
HOCKING, or HOUGHING  A piece of cruelty practised by the butchers of Dublin, on soldiers, by cutting the tendon of Achilles; this has been by law made felony.
 
HODDY DODDY, ALL ARSE AND NO BODY  A short clumsy person, either male or female.
 
HODMANDODS  Snails in their shells.
 
HOIST  To go upon the hoist; to get into windows accidentally left open: this is done by the assistance of a confederate, called the hoist, who leans his head against the wall, making his back a kind of step or ascent.
 
HOLBORN HILL  To ride backwards up Holborn hill; to go to the gallows: the way to Tyburn, the place of execution for criminals condemned in London, was up that hill. Criminals going to suffer, always ride backwards, as some conceive to increase the ignominy, but more probably to prevent them being shocked with a distant view of the gallows; as, in amputations, surgeons conceal the instruments with which they are going to operate. The last execution at Tyburn, and consequently of this procession, was in the year 1784, since which the criminals have been executed near Newgate
 
HOOF  To beat the hoof; to travel on foot. He hoofed it or beat the hoof, every step of the way from Chester to London.
 
HOOK AND SNIVEY, WITH NIX THE BUFFER  This rig consists in feeding a man and a dog for nothing, and is carried on thus: Three men, one of who pretends to be sick and unable to eat, go to a public house: the two well men make a bargain with the landlord for their dinner, and when he is out of sight, feed their pretended sick companion and dog gratis.
 
HOOP  To run the hoop; an ancient marine custom. Four or more boys having their left hands tied fast to an iron hoop, and each of them a rope, called a nettle, in their right, being naked to the waist, wait the signal to begin: this being made by a stroke with a cat of nine tails, given by the boatswain to one of the boys, he strikes the boy before him, and every one does the same: at first the blows are but gently administered; but each irritated by the strokes from the boy behind him, at length lays it on in earnest. This was anciently practised when a ship was wind-bound.
 
HORN MAD  A person extremely jealous of his wife, is said to be horn mad. Also a cuckold, who does not cut or breed his horns easily.
 
HOUSE, or TENEMENT, TO LET  A widow's weeds; also an atchievement marking the death of a husband, set up on the outside of a mansion: both supposed to indicate that the dolorous widow wants a male comforter.
 
HOYDON  A romping girl.
 
HUMMING LIQUOR  Double ale, stout pharaoh. See PHARAOH.
 
HUNT'S DOG  He is like Hunt's dog, will neither go to church nor stay at home. One Hunt, a labouring man at a small town in Shropshire, kept a mastiff, who on being shut up on Sundays, whilst his master went to church, howled so terribly as to disturb the whole village; wherefore his master resolved to take him to church with him: but when he came to the church door, the dog having perhaps formerly been whipped out by the sexton, refused to enter; whereupon Hunt exclaimed loudly against his dog's obstinacy, who would neither go to church nor stay at home. This shortly became a bye-word for discontented and whimsical persons.
 
INDORSER  A sodomite. To indorse with a cudgel; to drub or beat a man over the back with a stick, to lay CANE upon Abel.
 
IRISH LEGS  Thick legs, jocularly styled the Irish arms. It is said of the Irish women, that they have a dispensation from the pope to wear the thick end of their legs downwards.
 
IRON  Money in general. To polish the king's iron with one's eyebrows; to look out of grated or prison windows, or, as the Irishman expresses them, the iron glass windows. Iron doublet; a prison. See STONE DOUBLET.
 
JABBER  To talk thick and fast, as great praters usually do, to chatter like a magpye; also to speak a foreign language. He jabbered to rne in his damned outlandish parlez vous, but I could not understand him; he chattered to me in French, or some other foreign language, but I could not understand him.
 
JACK OF LEGS  A tall long-legged man; also a giant, said to be buried in Weston church, near Baldock, in Hertfordshire, where there are two stones fourteen feet distant, said to be the head and feet stones of his grave. This giant, says Salmon, as fame goes, lived in a wood here, and was a great robber, but a generous one; for he plundered the rich to feed the poor: he frequently took bread for this purpose from the Baldock bakers, who catching him at an advantage, put out his eyes, and afterwards hanged him upon a knoll in Baldock field.
 
JEFFY  It will be done in a jeffy; it will be done in a short space of time, in an instant.
 
JIG  A trick. A pleasant jig; a witty arch trick. Also a lock or door. The feather-bed jig; copulation.
 
JILT  A tricking woman, who encourages the addresses of a man whom she means to deceive and abandon.
 
JOB  Any robbery. To do a job; to commit some kind of robbery.
 
JOB'S DOCK  He is laid up in Job's dock; i.e. in a salivation. The apartments for the foul or venereal patients in St. Bartholomew's hospital, are called Job's ward.
 
JOLLY DOG  A merry facetious fellow; a BON VIVANT, who never flinches from his glass, nor cries to go home to bed.
 
JUG  See DOUBLE JUG.
 
JUMP  The jump, or dining-room jump; a species of robbery effected by ascending a ladder placed by a sham lamp- lighter, against the house intended to be robbed. It is so called, because, should the lamp-lighter be put to flight, the thief who ascended the ladder has no means of escaping but that of jumping down.
 
JUMPERS  Persons who rob houses by getting in at the windows. Also a set of Methodists established in South Wales.
 
KEEP  To inhabit. Lord, where do you keep? i.e. where are your rooms? ACADEMICAL PHRASE. Mother, your tit won't keep; your daughter will not preserve her virginity.
 
KEMP'S MORRIS  William Kemp, said to have been the original Dogberry in Much ado about Nothing, danced a morris from London to Norwich in nine days: of which he printed the account, A. D. 1600, intitled, Kemp's Nine Days Wonder, etc.
 
KENT-STREET EJECTMENT  To take away the street door: a method practised by the landlords in Kent-street, Southwark, when their tenants are above a fortnight's rent in arrear.
 
KINGDOM COME  He is gone to kingdom come, he is dead.
 
KITCHEN PHYSIC  Food, good meat roasted or boiled. A little kitchen physic will set him up; he has more need of a cook than a doctor.
 
KITTLE PITCHERING  A jocular method of hobbling or bothering a troublesome teller of long stories: this is done by contradicting some very immaterial circumstance at the beginning of the narration, the objections to which being settled, others are immediately started to some new particular of like consequence; thus impeding, or rather not suffering him to enter into, the main story. Kittle pitchering is often practised in confederacy, one relieving the other, by which the design is rendered less obvious.
 
KNOCK ME DOWN  Strong ale or beer, stingo.
 
LAND  How lies the land? How stands the reckoning? Who has any land in Appleby? a question asked the man at whose door the glass stands long, or who does not ciculate it in due time.
 
LANSPRISADO  One who has only two-pence in his pocket. Also a lance, or deputy corporal; that is, one doing the duty without the pay of a corporal. Formerly a lancier, or horseman, who being dismounted by the death of his horse, served in the foot, by the title of lansprisado, or lancepesato, a broken lance.
 
LAW  To give law to a hare; a sporting term, signifying to give the animal a chance of escaping, by not setting on the dogs till the hare is at some distance; it is also more figuratively used for giving any one a chance of succeeding in a scheme or project.
 
LAYSTALL  A dunghill about London, on which the soil brought from necessary houses is emptied; or, in more technical terms, where the old gold collected at weddings by the Tom t - d man, is stored.
 
LAZY  As lazy as Ludman's dog, who leaned against the wall to bark. As lazy as the tinker, who laid down his budget to f - t.
 
LEAPING OVER THE SWORD  An ancient ceremonial said to constitute a military marriage. A sword being laid down on the ground, the parties to be married joined hands.
 
LICK  To beat; also to wash, or to paint slightly over. I'll give you a good lick o' the chops; I'll give you a good stroke or blow on the face. Jack tumbled into a cow t - d, and nastied his best clothes, for which his father stept up, and licked him neatly. - I'll lick you! the dovetail to which is, If you lick me all over, you won't miss - .
 
LILIPUTIAN  A diminutive man or woman: from Gulliver's Travels, written by Dean Swift, where an imaginary kingdom of dwarfs of that name is described.
 
LINE  A term for the act of coition between dog and bitch.
 
LITTLE EASE  A small dark cell in Guildhall, London, where disorderly apprentices are confined by the city chamberlain: it is called Little Ease from its being so low that a lad cannot stand upright in it.
 
LITTLE SNAKESMAN  A little boy who gets into a house through the sink-hole, and then opens the door for his accomplices: he is so called, from writhing and twisting like a snake, in order to work himself through the narrow passage.
 
LOB'S POUND  A prison. Dr. Grey, in his notes on Hudibras, explains it to allude to one Doctor Lob, a dissenting preacher, who used to hold forth when conventicles were prohibited, and had made himself a retreat by means of a trap door at the bottom of his pulpit. Once being pursued by the officers of justice, they followed him through divers subterraneous passages, till they got into a dark cell, from whence they could not find their way out, but calling to some of their companions, swore they had got into Lob's Pound.
 
LOGGERHEAD  A blockhead, or stupid fellow. We three loggerheads be: a sentence frequently written under two heads, and the reader by repeating it makes himself the third. A loggerhead is also a double-headed, or bar shot of iron. To go to loggerheads; to fall to fighting.
 
LOPE  To leap, to run away. He loped down the dancers; he ran down stairs.
 
LUMBER TROOP  A club or society of citizens of London.
 
LURCH  To be left in the lurch; to be abandoned by one's confederates or party, to be left in a scrape.
 
MADGE CULLS  Sodomites.
 
MARROWBONES  The knees. To bring any one down on his marrow bones; to make him beg pardon on his knees: some derive this from Mary's bones, i.e. the bones bent in honour of the Virgin Mary; but this seems rather far- fetched. Marrow bones and cleavers; principal instruments in the band of rough music: these are generally performed on by butchers, on marriages, elections, riding skimmington, and other public or joyous occasions.
 
MARTINET  A military term for a strict disciplinarian: from the name of a French general, famous for restoring military discipline to the French army. He first disciplined the French infantry, and regulated their method of encampment: he was killed at the siege of Doesbourg in the year 1672.
 
MAY BEES  May bees don't fly all the year long; an answer to any one who prefaces a proposition with, It may be.
 
MILL  To rob; also to break, beat out, or kill. I'll mill your glaze; I'll beat out your eye. To mill a bleating cheat; to kill a sheep. To mill a ken; to rob a house. To mill doll; to beat hemp in bridewell.
 
MILL LAY  To force open the doors of houses in order to rob them.
 
MOLLY  A Miss Molly; an effeminate fellow, a sodomite.
 
MOPSEY  A dowdy, or homely woman.
 
MORNING DROP  The gallows. He napped the king's pardon and escaped the morning drop; he was pardoned, and was not hanged.
 
MUGGLETONIANS  The sect or disciples of Lodowick Muggleton.
 
MUM GLASS  The monument erected on Fish-street Hill, London, in memory of the great fire in 1666.
 
MUNDUNGUS  Bad or rank tobacco: from mondongo, a Spanish word signifying tripes, or the uncleaned entrails of a beast, full of filth.
 
MUTE  An undertaker's servant, who stands at the door of a person lying in state: so named from being supposed mute with grief.
 
MYRMIDONS  The constable's assistants, watchmen, etc.
 
NEW DROP  The scaffold used at Newgate for hanging of criminals; which dropping down, leaves them suspended. By this improvement, the use of that vulgar vehicle, a cart, is entirely left off.
 
NIGHTMAN  One whose business it is to empty necessary houses in London, which is always done in the night; the operation is called a wedding. See WEDDING.
 
NODDY  A simpleton or fool. Also a kind of low cart, with a seat before it for the driver, used in and about Dublin, in the manner of a hackney coach: the fare is just half that of a coach, for the same distance; so that for sixpence one may have a set down, as it is called, of a mile and half, and frequently a tumble down into the bargain: it is called a noddy from the nutation of its head. Knave noddy; the old-fashioned name for the knave of trumps.
 
NOISY DOG RACKET  Stealing brass knockers from doors.
 
NOKES  A ninny, or fool. John-a-Nokes and Tom-a-Stiles; two honest peaceable gentlemen, repeatedly set together by the ears by lawyers of different denominations: two fictitious names formerly used in law proceedings, but now very seldom, having for several years past been supplanted by two other honest peaceable gentlemen, namely, John Doe and Richard Roe.
 
NYPPER  A cut-purse: so called by one Wotton, who in the year 1585 kept an academy for the education and perfection of pickpockets and cut-purses: his school was near Billingsgate, London. As in the dress of ancient times many people wore their purses at their girdles, cutting them was a branch of the light-fingered art, which is now lost, though the name remains.
 
OAK  A rich man, a man of good substance and credit. To sport oak; to shut the outward door of a student's room at college. An oaken towel; an oaken cudgel. To rub a man down with an oaken towel; to beat him.
 
ODD-COME-SHORTLYS  I'll do it one of these odd-come-shortly's; I will do it some time or another.
 
OIL OF STIRRUP  A dose the cobler gives his wife whenever she is obstropulous.
 
OLD DOG AT IT  Expert, accustomed.
 
OLD DOSS  Bridewell.
 
OLD ONE  The Devil. Likewise an expression of quizzical familiarity, as "how d'ye do, OLD ONE?"
 
ORTHODOXY AND HETERODOXY  Somebody explained these terms by saying, the first was a man who had a doxy of his own, the second a person who made use of the doxy of another man.
 
PALLIARDS  Those whose fathers were clapperdogens, or beggars born, and who themselves follow the same trade: the female sort beg with a number of children, borrowing them, if they have not a sufficient number of their own, and making them cry by pinching in order to excite charity; the males make artificial sores on different parts of their bodies, to move compassion.
 
PANNIER MAN  A servant belonging to the Temple and Gray's Inn, whose office is to announce the dinner. This in the Temple, is done by blowing a horn; and in Gray's Inn proclaiming the word Manger, Manger, Manger, in each of the three courts.
 
PANNY  A house. To do a panny: to rob a house. See the Sessions Papers. Probably, panny originally meant the butler's pantry, where the knives and forks, spoons, etc. are usually kept The pigs frisked my panney, and nailed my screws; the officers searched my house, and seized my picklock keys.
 
PARSON PALMER  A jocular name, or term of reproach, to one who stops the circulation of the glass by preaching over his liquor; as it is said was done by a parson of that name whose cellar was under his pulpit.
 
PASSAGE  A camp game with three dice: doublets, making up ten or more, to pass or win; any other chances lose.
 
PATRICO, or PATER-COVE  The fifteenth rank of the canting tribe; strolling priests that marry people under a hedge, without gospel or common prayer book: the couple standing on each side of a dead beast, are bid to live together till death them does part; so shaking hands, the wedding is ended. Also any minister or parson.
 
PAUM  To conceal in the hand. To paum a die: to hide a die in the palm of the hand. He paums; he cheats. Don't pretend to paum that upon me.
 
PEEPING TOM  A nick name for a curious prying fellow; derived from an old legendary tale, told of a taylor of Coventry, who, when Godiva countess of Chester rode at noon quite naked through that town, in order to procure certain immunities for the inhabitants, (notwithstanding the rest of the people shut up their houses) shly peeped out of his window, for which he was miraculously struck blind. His figure, peeping out of a window, is still kept up in remembrance of the transaction.
 
PEERY  Inquisitive, suspicious. The cull's peery; that fellow suspects something. There's a peery, tis snitch we are observed, there's nothing to be done.
 
PETER GUNNER  Will kill all the birds that died last summer. A piece of wit commonly thrown out at a person walking through a street or village near London, with a gun in his hand.
 
PETER LUG  Who is Peter Lug? who lets the glass stand at his door, or before him.
 
PIDDLE  To make water: a childish expression; as, Mammy, I want to piddle. Piddling also means trifling, or doing any thing in a small degree: perhaps from peddling.
 
PIG  A police officer. A China street pig; a Bow-street officer. Floor the pig and bolt; knock down the officer and run away.
 
PIMP  A male procurer, or cock bawd; also a small faggot used about London for lighting fires, named from introducing the fire to the coals.
 
PISSING DOWN ANY ONE'S BACK  Flattering him.
 
PITCHER  The miraculous pitcher, that holds water with the mouth downwards: a woman's commodity. She has crack'd her pitcher or pipkin; she has lost her maidenhead.
 
PITT'S PICTURE  A window stopt up on the inside, to save the tax imposed in that gentleman's administration. PARTY WIT
 
PIZZY CLUB  A society held, A. D, 1744, at the sign of the Tower, on Tower Hill: president, Don Pizzaro.
 
POLISH  To polish the king's iron with one's eyebrows; to be in gaol, and look through the iron grated windows. To polish a bone; to eat a meal. Come and polish a bone with me; come and eat a dinner or supper with me.
 
PONEY  Money. Post the poney; lay down the money.
 
PRIME  Bang up. Quite the thing. Excellent. Well done. She's a prime piece; she is very skilful in the venereal act. Prime post. She's a prime article.
 
PROUD  Desirous of copulation. A proud bitch; a bitch at heat, or desirous of a dog.
 
PUG  A Dutch pug; a kind of lap-dog, formerly much in vogue; also a general name for a monkey.
 
QUANDARY  To be in a quandary: to be puzzled. Also one so over-gorged, as to be doubtful which he should do first, sh - e or spew. Some derive the term quandary from the French phrase qu'en dirai je? what shall I say of it? others from an Italian word signifying a conjuror's circle.
 
QUARTERED  Divided into four parts; to be hanged, drawn, and quartered, is the sentence on traitors and rebels. Persons receiving part of the salary of an office from the holder of it, by virtue of an agreement with the donor, are said to be quartered on him. Soldiers billetted on a publican are likewise said to be quartered on him.
 
QUEER CHECKERS  Among strolling players, door-keepers who defraud the company, by falsely checking the number of people in the house.
 
QUIZ  A strange-looking fellow, an odd dog.
 
RAG WATER  Gin, or any other common dram: these liquors seldom failing to reduce those that drink them to rags.
 
RAREE SHEW MEN  Poor Savoyards, who subsist by shewing the magic lantern and marmots about London.
 
RED LANE  The throat. Gone down the red lane; swallowed.
 
RED SAIL-YARD DOCKERS  Buyers of stores stolen out of the royal yards and docks.
 
RELIGIOUS HORSE  One much given to prayer, or apt to be down upon his knees.
 
RELIGIOUS PAINTER  One who does not break the commandment which prohibits the making of the likeness of any thing in heaven or earth, or in the waters under the earth.
 
RENDEZVOUS  A place of meeting. The rendezvous of the beggars were, about the year 1638, according to the Bellman, St, Quinton's, the Three Crowns in the Vintry, St. Tybs, and at Knapsbury: there were four barns within a mile of London. In Middlesex were four other harbours, called Draw the Pudding out of the Fire, the Cross Keys in Craneford parish, St. Julian's in Isleworth parish, and the house of Pettie in Northall parish. In Kent, the King's Barn near Dartford, and Ketbrooke near Blackheath.
 
RIDER  A person who receives part of the salary of a place or appointment from the ostensible occupier, by virtue of an agreement with the donor, or great man appointing. The rider is said to be quartered upon the possessor, who often has one or more persons thus riding behind him. See QUARTERED.
 
RIGGING  Clothing. I'll unrig the bloss; I'll strip the wench. Rum Rigging; fine clothes. The cull has rum rigging, let's ding him and mill him, and pike; the fellow has good clothes, let's knock him down, rob him, and scour off, i.e. run away.
 
RIGHT  All right! A favourite expression among thieves, to signify that all is as they wish, or proper for their purpose. All right, hand down the jemmy; every thing is in proper order, give me the crow.
 
RING  Money procured by begging: beggars so called it from its ringing when thrown to them. Also a circle formed for boxers, wrestlers, and cudgel-players, by a man styled Vinegar; who, with his hat before his eyes, goes round the circle, striking at random with his whip to prevent the populace from crowding in.
 
ROBY DOUGLASS  with one eye and a stinking breath. The breech.
 
ROMEVILLE  London.
 
ROUND ABOUT  An instrument used in housebreaking. This instrument has not been long in use. It will cut a round piece about five inches in diameter out of a shutter or door.
 
RUB  To run away. Don't rub us to the whit; don't send us to Newgate. - To rub up; to refresh: to rub up one's memory. A rub: an impediment. A rubber; the best two out of three. To win a rubber: to win two games out of three.
 
RUM BUGHER  A valuable dog.
 
RUM DELL  See RUM DOXY.
 
RUM DOXY  A fine wench.
 
RUMP  To rump any one; to turn the back to him: an evolution sometimes used at court. Rump and a dozen; a rump of beef and a dozen of claret; an Irish wager, called also buttock and trimmings. Rump and kidney men; fiddlers that play at feasts, fairs, weddings, etc. and live chiefly on the remnants.
 
RUSHERS  Thieves who knock at the doors of great houses in London, in summer time, when the families are gone out of town, and on the door being opened by a woman, rush in and rob the house; also housebreakers who enter lone houses by force.
 
SACHEVEREL  The iron door, or blower, to the mouth of a stove: from a divine of that name, who made himself famous for blowing the coals of dissension in the latter end of the reign of queen Ann.
 
SAD DOG  A wicked debauched fellow; one of the ancient family of the sad dogs. Swift translates it into Latin by the words TRISTIS CANIS.
 
SADDLE  To saddle the spit; to give a dinner or supper. To saddle one's nose; to wear spectacles. To saddle a place or pension; to oblige the holder to pay a certain portion of his income to some one nominated by the donor. Saddle sick: galled with riding, having lost leather.
 
SALESMAN'S DOG  A barker. Vide BARKER.
 
SCAVEY  Sense, knowledge. "Massa, me no scavey;" master, I don't know (NEGRO LANGUAGE) perhaps from the French SCAVOIR.
 
SCOURERS  Riotous bucks, who amuse themselves with breaking windows, beating the watch, and assaulting every person they meet: called scouring the streets.
 
SCRAPING  A mode of expressing dislike to a person, or sermon, practised at Oxford by the students, in scraping their feet against the ground during the preachment; frequently done to testify their disapprobation of a proctor who has been, as they think, too rigorous.
 
SCREW  A skeleton key used by housebreakers to open a lock. To stand on the screw signifies that a door is not bolted, but merely locked.
 
SCRIP  A scrap or slip of paper. The cully freely blotted the scrip, and tipt me forty hogs; the man freely signed the bond, and gave me forty shillings. - Scrip is also a Change Alley phrase for the last loan or subscription. What does scrip go at for the next rescounters? what does scrip sell for delivered at the next day of settling?
 
SCRUBBADO  The itch.
 
SEND  To drive or break in. Hand down the Jemmy and send it in; apply the crow to the door, and drive it in.
 
SETTER  A bailiff's follower, who, like a setting dog follows and points the game for his master. Also sometimes an exciseman.
 
SHILLY-SHALLY  Irresolute. To stand shilly-shally; to hesitate, or stand in doubt.
 
SHINE  It shines like a shitten barn door.
 
SHY COCK  One who keeps within doors for fear of bailiffs.
 
SIDE POCKET  He has as much need of a wife as a dog of a side pocket; said of a weak old debilitated man. He wants it as much as a dog does a side pocket; a simile used for one who desires any thing by no means necessary.
 
SIGN OF A HOUSE TO LET  A widow's weeds.
 
SILENCE  To silence a man; to knock him down, or stun him. Silence in the court, the cat is pissing; a gird upon any one requiring silence unnecessarily.
 
SIMPLES  Physical herbs; also follies. He must go to Battersea, to be cut for the simples - Battersea is a place famous for its garden grounds, some of which were formerly appropriated to the growing of simples for apothecaries, who at a certain season used to go down to select their stock for the ensuing year, at which time the gardeners were said to cut their simples; whence it became a popular joke to advise young people to go to Battersea, at that time, to have their simples cut, or to be cut for the simples.
 
SIZAR  Formerly students who came to Cambridge University for purposes of study and emolument. But at present they are just as gay and dissipated as their fellow collegians. About fifty years ago they were on a footing with the servitors at Oxford, but by the exertions of the present Bishop of Llandaff, who was himself a sizar, they were absolved from all marks of inferiority or of degradation. The chief difference at present between them and the pensioners, consists in the less amount of their college fees. The saving thus made induces many extravagant fellows to become sizars, that they may have more money to lavish on their dogs, pieces, etc.
 
SKULKER  A soldier who by feigned sickness, or other pretences, evades his duty; a sailor who keeps below in time of danger; in the civil line, one who keeps out of the way, when any work is to be done. To skulk; to hide one's self, to avoid labour or duty.
 
SLAM  A trick; also a game at whist lost without scoring one. To slam to a door; to shut it with violence.
 
SLANG  A fetter. Double slanged; double ironed. Now double slanged into the cells for a crop he is knocked down; he is double ironed in the condemned cells, and ordered to be hanged.
 
SLAP-BANG SHOP  A petty cook's shop, where there is no credit given, but what is had must be paid DOWN WITH THE READY SLAP-BANG, i.e. immediately. This is a common appellation for a night cellar frequented by thieves, and sometimes for a stage coach or caravan.
 
SLEEPING PARTNER  A partner in a trade, or shop, who lends his name and money, for which he receives a share of the profit, without doing any part of the business.
 
SLOUCH  A stooping gait, a negligent slovenly fellow. To slouch; to hang down one's head. A slouched hat: a hat whose brims are let down.
 
SMASH  To break; also to kick down stairs. To smash. To pass counterfeit money.
 
SNAP THE GLAZE  To break shop windows or show glasses.
 
SNEAK  A pilferer. Morning sneak; one who pilfers early in the morning, before it is light. Evening sneak; an evening pilferer. Upright sneak: one who steals pewter pots from the alehouse boys employed to collect them. To go upon the sneak; to steal into houses whose doors are carelessly left open.
 
SONG  He changed his song; he altered his account or evidence. It was bought for an old song, i.e. very cheap. His morning and his evening song do not agree; he tells a different story.
 
SOUL DOCTOR, or DRIVER  A parson.
 
SPADO  A sword. SPANISH.
 
SPARROW  Mumbling a sparrow; a cruel sport frequently practised at wakes and fairs: for a small premium, a booby having his hands tied behind him, has the wing of a cock sparrow put into his mouth: with this hold, without any other assistance than the motion of his lips, he is to get the sparrow's head into his mouth: on attempting to do it, the bird defends itself surprisingly, frequently pecking the mumbler till his lips are covered with blood, and he is obliged to desist: to prevent the bird from getting away, he is fastened by a string to a button of the booby's coat.
 
SPARROW-MOUTHED  Wide-mouthed, like the mouth of a sparrow: it is said of such persons, that they do not hold their mouths by lease, but have it from year to year; i.e. from ear to ear. One whose mouth cannot be enlarged without removing their ears, and who when they yawn have their heads half off.
 
SPILT  Thrown from a horse, or overturned in a carriage; pray, coachee, don't spill us.
 
SPOIL PUDDING  A parson who preaches long sermons, keeping his congregation in church till the puddings are overdone.
 
SPORT  To exhibit: as, Jack Jehu sported a new gig yesterday: I shall sport a new suit next week. To sport or flash one's ivory; to shew one's teeth. To sport timber; to keep one's outside door shut; this term is used in the inns of court to signify denying one's self. N.B. The word SPORT was in great vogue ann. 1783 and 1784.
 
SQUARE  Honest, not roguish. A square cove, i.e. a man who does not steal, or get his living by dishonest means.
 
SQUINT-A-PIPES  A squinting man or woman; said to be born in the middle of the week, and looking both ways for Sunday; or born in a hackney coach, and looking out of both windows; fit for a cook, one eye in the pot, and the other up the chimney; looking nine ways at once.
 
STALLING  Making or ordaining. Stalling to the rogue; an ancient ceremony of instituting a candidate into the society of rogues, somewhat similar to the creation of a herald at arms. It is thus described by Harman: the upright man taking a gage of bowse, i.e. a pot of strong drink, pours it on the head of the rogue to be admitted; saying, - I, A.B. do stall thee B.C. to the rogue; and from henceforth it shall be lawful for thee to cant for thy living in all places.
 
STAR LAG  Breaking shop-windows, and stealing some article thereout.
 
STONE  Two stone under weight, or wanting; an eunuch. Stone doublet; a prison. Stone dead; dead as a stone.
 
STRETCH  A yard. The cove was lagged for prigging a peter with several stretch of dobbin from a drag; the fellow was transported for stealing a trunk, containing several yards of ribband, from a waggon.
 
STROLLERS  Itinerants of different kinds. Strolling morts; beggars or pedlars pretending to be widows.
 
STRUM  A perriwig. Rum strum: a fine large wig. (CAMBRIDGE) To do a piece. Foeminam subagitare.
 
SWELLED HEAD  A disorder to which horses are extremely liable, particularly those of the subalterns of the army. This disorder is generally occasioned by remaining too long in one livery-stable or inn, and often arises to that height that it prevents their coming out at the stable door. The most certain cure is the unguentum aureum - not applied to the horse, but to the palm of the master of the inn or stable. N. B. Neither this disorder, nor its remedy, is mentioned by either Bracken, Bartlet, or any of the modern writers on farriery.
 
TAR  Don't lose a sheep for a halfpennyworth of tar: tar is used to mark sheep. A jack tar; a sailor.
 
TATTOO  A beat of the drum, of signal for soldiers to go to their quarters, and a direction to the sutlers to close the tap, anddtew nomore liquor for them; it is generally beat at nine in summer and eight in winter. The devil's tattoo; beating with one's foot against the ground, as done by persons in low spirits.
 
TAYLOR  Nine taylors make a man; an ancient and common saying, originating from the effeminacy of their employment; or, as some have it, from nine taylors having been robbed by one man; according to others, from the speech of a woollendraper, meaning that the custom of nine, taylors would make or enrich one man - A London taylor, rated to furnish half a man to the Trained Bands, asking how that could possibly be done? was answered, By sending four, journeymen and and apprentice. - Put a taylor, a weaver, and a miller into a sack, shake them well, And the first that puts out his head is certainly a thief. - A taylor is frequently styled pricklouse, assaults on those vermin with their needles.
 
TAYLORS GOOSE  An iron with which, when heated, press down the seams of clothes.
 
THOROUGH CHURCHMAN  A person who goes in at one door of a church, and out at the other, without stopping.
 
THOROUGH-GOOD-NATURED WENCH  One who being asked to sit down, will lie down.
 
THOUGHT  What did thought do? lay'in bed and beshat himself, and thought he was up; reproof to any one who excuses himself for any breach of positive orders, by pleading that he thought to the contrary.
 
THREE THREADS  Half common ale, mixed with stale and double beer.
 
THREE-LEGGED MARE, or STOOL  The gallows, formerly consisting of three posts, over which were laid three transverse beams. This clumsy machine has lately given place to an elegant contrivance, called the NEW DROP, by which the use of that vulgar vehicle a cart, or mechanical instrument a ladder, is also avoided; the patients being left suspended by the dropping down of that part of the floor on which they stand. This invention was first made use of for a peer. See DROP.
 
THUMB  By rule of thumb: to do any thing by dint of practice. To kiss one's thumb instead of the book; a vulgar expedient to avoid perjury in taking a false oath.
 
TO TIP  To give or lend. Tip me your daddle; give me your hand. Tip me a hog; give me a shilling. To tip the lion; to flatten a man's nose with the thumb, and, at the same time to extend his mouth, with the fingers, thereby giving him a sort of lion-like countenauce. To tip the velvet; tonguing woman. To tip all nine; to knock down all the nine pins at once, at the game of bows or skittles: tipping, at these gaines, is slightly touching the tops of the pins with the bowl. Tip; a draught; don't spoil his tip.
 
TOAD EATER  A poor female relation, and humble companion, or reduced gentlewoman, in a great family, the standing butt, on whom all kinds of practical jokes are played off, and all ill humours vented. This appellation is derived from a mountebank's servant, on whom all experiments used to be made in public by the doctor, his master; among which was the eating of toads, formerly supposed poisonous. Swallowing toads is here figuratively meant for swallowing or putting up with insults, as disagreeable to a person of feeling as toads to the stomach.
 
TOL, or TOLEDO  A sword: from Spanish swords made at Toledo, which place was famous for sword blades of an extraordinary temper.
 
TONGUE  Tongue enough for two sets of teeth: said of a talkative person. As old as my tongue, and a little older than my teeth; a dovetail in answer to the question, How old are you? Tongue pad; a scold, or nimble-tongued person.
 
TOWEL  An oaken towel, a cudgel. To rub one down with an oaken towel; to beat or cudgel him.
 
TRAVELLING PIQUET  A mode of amusing themselves, practised by two persons riding in a carriage, each reckoning towards his game the persons or animals that pass by on the side next them, according to the following estimation: A parson riding a grey horse, witholue furniture; game. An old woman under a hedge; ditto. A cat looking out of a window; 60. A man, woman, and child, in a buggy; 40. A man with a woman behind him; 30. A flock of sheep; 20. A flock of geese; 10. A post chaise; 5. A horseman; 2. A man or woman walking; 1.
 
TRIG IT  To play truant. To lay a man trigging; to knock him down.
 
TRIPE  The belly, or guts. Mr. Double Tripe; a fat man. Tripes and trullibubs; the entrails: also a jeering appellation for a fat man.
 
TROT  An old trot; a decrepit old woman. A dog trot; a gentle pace.
 
TRUNK  A nose. How fares your old trunk? does your nose still stand fast? an allusion to the proboscis or trunk of an elephant. To shove a trunk: to introduce one's self unasked into any place or company. Trunk-maker like; more noise than work.
 
TUCKED UP  Hanged. A tucker up to an old bachelor or widower; a supposed mistress.
 
TUFT HUNTER  A it anniversary parasite, one who courts the acquaintance of nobility, whose caps are adorned with a gold tuft.
 
TWIST  A mixture of half tea and half coffee; likewise brandy, beer, and eggs. A good twist; a good appetite. To twist it down apace; to eat heartily.
 
TYKE  A dog, also a clown; a Yorkshire tyke-
 
UNTRUSS  To untruss a point; to let down one's breeches in order to ease one's self. Breeches were formerly tied with points, which till lately were distributed to the boys every Whit Monday by the churchwardens of most of the parishes in London, under the denomination of tags: these tags were worsteds of different colours twisted up to a size somewhat thicker than packthread, and tagged at both ends with tin. Laces were at the same given to the girls.
 
UNTWISTED  Undone, ruined, done up.
 
UPRIGHT  Go upright; a word used by shoemakers, taylors and their servants, when any money is given to make them drink, and signifies, Bring it all out in liquor, though the donor intended less, and expects change, or some of his money, to be returned. Three-penny upright. See THREEPENNY UPRIGHT.
 
VOWEL  A gamester who does not immediately pay his losings, is said to vowel the winner, by repeating the vowels I. O. U. or perhaps from giving his note for the money according to the Irish form, where the acknowledgment of the debt is expressed by the letters I. O. U. which, the sum and name of the debtor being added, is deemed a sufficient security among gentlemen.
 
WAITS  Musicians of the lower order, who in most towns play under the windows of the chief inhabitants at midnight, a short time before Christmas, for which they collect a christmas-box from house to house. They are said to derive their name of waits from being always in waiting to celebrate weddings and other joyous events happening within their district.
 
WALKING POULTERER  One who steals fowls, and hawks them from door to door.
 
WATER SCRIGER  A doctor who prescribes from inspecting the water of his patients. See PISS PROPHET.
 
WEDDING  The emptying of a neoessary-hovise, particularly in London. You have been at an Irish wedding, where black eyes are given instead of favours; saying to one who has a black eye.
 
WHIP THE COCK  A piece of sport practised at wakes, horse-races, and fairs in Leicestershire: a cock being tied or fastened into a hat or basket, half a dozen carters blindfolded, and armed with their cart whips, are placed round it, who, after being turned thrice about, begin to whip the cock, which if any one strikes so as to make it cry out, it becomes his property; the joke is, that instead of whipping the cock they flog each other heartily.
 
WHORE-MONGER  A man that keeps more than one mistress. A country gentleman, who kept a female friend, being reproved by the parson of the parish, and styled a whore-monger, asked the parson whether he had a cheese in his house; and being answered in the affirmative, 'Pray,' says he, 'does that one cheese make you a cheese-monger?'
 
WICKET  A casement; also a little door.
 
WIDOW'S WEEDS  Mourning clothes of a peculiar fashion, denoting her state. A grass widow; a discarded mistress. a widow bewitched; a woman whose husband is abroad, and said, but not certainly known, to be dead.
 
WILLOW  Poor, and of no reputation. To wear the willow; to be abandoned by a lover or mistress.
 
WINDOW PEEPER  A collector of the window tax.
 
WINDWARD PASSAGE  One who uses or navigates the windward passage; a sodomite.
 
YANKEY, or YANKEY DOODLE  A booby, or country lout: a name given to the New England men in North America. A general appellation for an American.
 
YOUNG ONE  A familiar expression of contempt for another's ignorance, as "ah! I see you're a young one." How d'ye do, young one?